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Kj Ohnstad
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02/14/2023
Sleazy
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08/16/2022
Stink (Creep)
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01/26/2022
Sign Every Soto (I'm Every Woman)
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09/09/2021
Did ya Know I Used to Live in New York?
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05/28/2021
My Solo Stove
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02/12/2021
Pissin’ and Moanin’ (Wishin’ and Hopin’)
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12/11/2020
What the Hell? (Silver Bells)
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10/31/2020
Shoe!
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05/13/2020
When I'm Out Walking, I Think Of Odd Things (Walking After Midnight)
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02/28/2020
Virus (Venus)
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01/22/2020
Extractin' the Tooth While I Hover (Tempted)
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12/10/2019
Do You Know Who I Am? (Do You Hear What I Hear?)
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12/03/2019
Quip's Electric!
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10/05/2019
71
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09/11/2019
Douse The Flames (Born This Way)
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05/14/2019
Thirteen TVs (Sixteen Candles)
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04/11/2019
Pickle Problem
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03/02/2019
Just Call The Worker Man (Son of A Preacher Man)
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02/20/2019
Nosebleed
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02/17/2019
Pro Bono (Shallow)
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02/09/2019
I Need A Mural (Hero)
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12/15/2018
No, Tone (Noël)
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12/05/2018
Wine Tyrant (A Whine Lover's Lament)
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11/06/2018
Battery (Gloria)
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10/28/2018
I Hate My Phone
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10/24/2018
Expectoration
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09/12/2018
I Know All The Byrds
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07/25/2018
The Ballad of Farmer Olney
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07/15/2018
Free Ribs From Memphis (Walking In Memphis)
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05/15/2018
Stuff To Sell (Ring My Bell)
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04/26/2018
Call The Post (Like A Prayer)
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04/07/2018
It's A Sweet Potato!
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03/16/2018
Where Are The Ties? (Time After Time)
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02/22/2018
Stashin' Grapes In My Boots (Girls Just Want To Have Fun)
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02/15/2018
HOF WOF (Flintstones)
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01/21/2018
I'm Not A Pervert
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01/09/2018
Reset the Board to Zero (Hero)
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12/08/2017
Buy Buy Buy
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12/06/2017
Bore (Roar)
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11/12/2017
This Guy's A Dope
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10/26/2017
Money Money Money
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10/07/2017
That Spot is Mine (Closing Time)
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09/14/2017
He Doesn't Wear Pants
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09/05/2017
Now Bootsie's Finally Talkin'
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08/01/2017
Watch Me Podcast Extended "Desolation of Song" Version (featuring Luke Overbey & Jason Fuse)
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06/30/2017
Where Are We Now?
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06/03/2017
Repeat (Respect)
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04/25/2017
C H A T T E R S, right?
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04/07/2017
Shop!
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03/26/2017
This Town Stinks!
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02/09/2017
Don't Care 'Bout Your Nation (Redux)
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01/25/2017
Fare Thee Well (What's That Smell?) ftg Jason Fuse
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01/20/2017
Watch Me Podcast (Drop It Like It's Hot)
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01/20/2017
Chug-A-Lug
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01/04/2017
Gary's Mailbag ukulele cover
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12/14/2016
Sit Still & Be Quiet (Don't Worry, Be Happy)
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11/26/2016
Alone
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10/15/2016
Pretentious Like You
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10/01/2016
Is It Tony Or Tony K? (Should I Stay Or Should I Go?)
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09/25/2016
Dirty Bacon
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09/10/2016
Ship Sticks (Superstition)
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08/23/2016
Bloviate
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08/10/2016
Break Out The Champagne
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07/26/2016
Emmylou (Am I Screwed?)
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07/17/2016
It's Podcast Time!
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06/09/2016
Songs That We Sing For Porthauser
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06/01/2016
Angry All The Time
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05/28/2016
Grandpa, please! (Papa Don't Preach)
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05/10/2016
Chelsea Janes (Ya Sure You Want this Gig?)
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05/04/2016
Fields of Gold
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04/29/2016
Youth of the Nation (Don't Care 'Bout Your Nation)
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03/25/2016
He's Droning On (It's Raining Men)
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03/15/2016
Get That Fiat Off The Road
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03/09/2016
I Can't Make This Stuff Up (I Can't Make You Love Me)
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01/31/2016
A Teaspoon of Cinnamon
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01/22/2016
Too Much Snow
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01/16/2016
All A Buncha Junk
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12/20/2015
O Holy Sh%*
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12/18/2015
White Christmas (in Florida)
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12/08/2015
These Glutes Aren't Made For Golfing
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12/06/2015
Get Off My Lawn
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11/23/2015
What'd you think? (It's Your Thing)
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11/13/2015
I Know A Jingler (I Got A Woman)
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11/02/2015
The Skins Can't Lose (Lovesick Blues)
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10/20/2015
Let Michael Know
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10/13/2015
Strangest Stance of All
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09/30/2015
I Show Up for Bruce and Bagels
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09/25/2015
OK I get that he is the Pope
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09/19/2015
Barratuna
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08/31/2015
Here Comes Tony Again
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08/21/2015
Tony's Mail (Holy Grail)
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08/05/2015
Get Lucky (Cover version)
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08/05/2015
Imagine (Cover version for the 7/22/15 TK jingles prodcast)
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07/12/2015
Why Do You Have to Wreck My Songs? (A Non-Little's Lament)
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07/07/2015
Bonnie Gets It Done
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07/06/2015
Trekkies
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05/28/2015
Boys of Summer
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05/24/2015
Don't You Tony You're Wrong? (If You Don't Know Me By Now)
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05/22/2015
Hey Dude (Hey Jude)
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05/19/2015
Losin' (featuring Judofuse)
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05/05/2015
Riptide (Mailbag)
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05/04/2015
Who I Am
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04/23/2015
Hall of Fame (Band of Gold) - Lyrics by John Fitzpatrick
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04/17/2015
Blah Blah Blah, Yada Yada Yada
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04/11/2015
Killing Me Softly
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03/31/2015
How's Your Thursday Show?
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03/24/2015
Ain't No Sunshine
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03/19/2015
Shopping For No Reason
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03/06/2015
Have I Told You Lately That I Had That?
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02/12/2015
At Last (Podcast)
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01/30/2015
No Tone, they're just Javelinas!
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01/17/2015
Offshore (Roxanne)
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01/06/2015
Push My Shovel
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12/19/2014
It Ain't Me, Babe (featuring Patrick Moffett)
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11/29/2014
I'll Just Complain (I'll Fly Away)
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11/06/2014
Nothing Compares 2 U
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10/26/2014
This Show
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10/20/2014
Stat Girl
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10/14/2014
Barbara Ann (Bob Ryan)
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10/07/2014
Gangsta's Paradise (Old Guy's Paradise)
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10/06/2014
Rockstar
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09/16/2014
Against All Odds
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08/22/2014
Free Him (Freedom 90)
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07/22/2014
Kaw-Liga (Oh Nigel)
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07/11/2014
Bicycle
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06/10/2014
Finger
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06/02/2014
I Got You Babe ( I Miss The Old Days)
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05/31/2014
Shave Your 'Stache
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05/28/2014
Zombie (Shiny)
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05/09/2014
Please Don't Ban Chris (It's In His Kiss)
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05/07/2014
Constant Kvetching
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05/05/2014
Post the Show Now ( I Need You Now)
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04/27/2014
Radioactive (Time for your faxes)
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04/24/2014
Drops of Jupiter (What is Stupider?)
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04/16/2014
MTA (OPN)
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03/28/2014
Smashed Car (Tracy Chapman)
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03/18/2014
Phil's Mom (When I'm Gone)
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03/02/2014
Jolene (Tony)
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03/01/2014
When You Know Nothing At All (Alison Krauss)
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02/20/2014
Man in the Mirror
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02/11/2014
We miss Junior (Hallelujah Part III)
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02/11/2014
Tony's Mailbag (Tiny Dancer)
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02/01/2014
One More Shad Haiku
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01/24/2014
"Rockville" (Jackson solo version)
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01/15/2014
Those Sonsabitches, Man! (Son of a Preacher Man)
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01/06/2014
My Favorite Things
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12/29/2013
Chokin' Dogs
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12/19/2013
We Can't Stop
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12/11/2013
What is Tony Actually Looking For?
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12/09/2013
Just Pick a Winner
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11/20/2013
Loyal (Loyal)
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11/13/2013
Those Were The Days - Lyrics by Shad
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11/07/2013
It's So Easy (Gimme The Rye)
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11/01/2013
My Mailbag Theme Song - Lyrics by Kevin Murphy
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10/24/2013
Pants Off Monday
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10/21/2013
The Bleeping Bunch (Lyrics by Shad in DC)
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10/14/2013
Call Me Mr. Tony (Don't you know who I am?)
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10/03/2013
Thankin' God I hear Tony (Old Bald Orange Show)
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09/20/2013
Podcast Delay
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