Lyrics

This is probably one of the dumbest jingles I’ve done, especially given the serious subject matter of the original song. But the song immediately popped into my head when Tony mentioned on OGR early this week that he can’t stand it when we call everything “Nation”- like Sox Nation and Pats Nation etc. He didn’t go on and on but I get the feeling he would’ve if they weren’t out of time and I found it pretty funny. Oh, I am aware that this song is way, way out of my lane but I had to get it out of my head. Thanks to Jason for previewing this and for braving my rapping. #LittlesNation

Lyrics:
Wait a second, I got something to say
So gimme the microphone & turn up the sound.
Haven’t told you yet so I thought I’d share
But wait, guess who’s great?
Bryce and all that hair!
Unaware, I just did what I always do.
Everyday the same routine. But Let’s get back to my stew.
The pot is full today
Where should I begin?
I’m annoyed once again,
Jumping out of my skin!
Call my grumpy, but what’s wrong with our nation, like Applewood Smoked Bacon? Please, you must be mistaken!
Don’t care
when it started, it’s time it departed
like use of the word “foodie”
gets your column discarded.
Hoped it was a fad but it’s here to stay
So Ima use this moment
to express my disdain
For this ridiculous & pretentious phrase
that ain’t going away
but I remember what I say!

Don’t Care, Don’t Care (Don’t care) ‘bout your stupid Nation
Please Spare, Please Spare (Please spare) me from your Nation
‘cept for, ‘cept (‘cept for) Frankie Nation
And I need a door (a door) from Window Nation

*A parody of Youth of the Nation by P.O.D.