Don't Care 'Bout Your Nation (Redux)

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A parody of a song by P.O.D..
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 02/09/2017  Released: 02/09/2017  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

This was stupid when I first did it back in April (especially given the serious subject matter of the original song) and that hasn't changed. What else hasn't changed? TK continues to bark about the use of the term "Nation" so I revived this one from the archives with a small line change at the end. #LittlesNation

Lyrics:
Wait a second, I got something to say
So gimme the microphone & turn up the sound.
Haven’t told you yet so I thought I’d share
But wait, guess who’s great?
Bryce and all that hair!
Unaware, I just did what I always do.
Everyday the same routine. But Let’s get back to my stew.
The pot is full today
Where should I begin?
I’m annoyed once again,
Jumping out of my skin!
Call my grumpy, but what’s wrong with our nation, like Applewood Smoked Bacon? Please, you must be mistaken!
Don’t care
when it started, it’s time it departed
like use of the word “foodie”
gets your column discarded.
Hoped it was a fad but it’s here to stay
So Ima use this moment
to express my disdain
For this ridiculous & pretentious phrase
that ain’t going away
but I remember what I say!

Don’t Care, Don’t Care (Don’t care) ‘bout your stupid Nation
Please Spare, Please Spare (Please spare) me from your Nation
‘cept for, ‘cept (‘cept for) Frankie Nation
Everyone else (go shove) go shove your Nation!

*A parody of Youth of the Nation by P.O.D.

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  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    Is that full pot listening in on your conversations? One of these days we need to do more late 90's rap/rock jingles together.
    2822 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Kj DEALING!!! GREATNESS!!
    2824 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    So Little Nation is a no?
    2825 days ago.

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