Lyrics

Somebody tell Michael...

Lyrics:
It started way back in grade school.
I'm sure he thought his Dad was pretty dang cool.
He shipped him off to Camp Nebagamon
where Michael learned to chop wood like Paul Bunyan.

I bet he's an expert egg-boiler.
He can name the Rascals - that ain't no spoiler.
Probably knows 2nd prize is a set of steak knifes.
But Tone, he's missing out on this info for life!:

Gas is so cheap at the BP in Birmingham.
Bees die when they sting.
Chimps ain't monkeys & Safeway's got 2 for 1 on Spam
And it's raining!
This is important info to let Michael know.
Let Michael know!

*A parody of George Strait's "Check Yes or No"