What is Tony Actually Looking For?

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A parody of a song by U2.
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 12/09/2013  Released: 12/11/2013  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

This will probably never make the air but I had fun with it and thought I'd share it.
Set to U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"
Siri tells us what Tony's looking for...

Lyrics:
He just bought the newest Iphone; it's got Itunes and Siri too;
To go with his new car, but it hasn't worked so far.
Cliffy took him on a field trip; it was about as successful as a Carville pick;
a James Carville pick.
Call Darrell Landon.
But what is Tony actually looking for?
Greetings Mr. Tony, I've got Kind Bars, Johnnie Walker Blue and show tunes. Let's roll!

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  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    Thanks, Jolene. There are so many good jingles for Nigel to choose from. I think Tony would've laughed at the end. Oh, well!
    3676 days ago.
  • Jolene in Grand Island, NE
    I can't believe they haven't played this one yet!! Maybe they'll pick it now after your onsite visit:))
    3678 days ago.
  • Carroll Connelley in Stafford, VA
    Thanks KJ
    3807 days ago.
  • Carroll Connelley in Stafford, VA
    The ending was laugh out loud... I always come to the Jingles site when working late to procrastinate.
    3807 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Soooooooo GREAT!!!!!
    3807 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
    Thanks guys. I was just proud of myself for figuring out how to make Siri say what I wanted ;)
    3808 days ago.
  • Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    KJ, that ending is phenomenal, sooo well done.
    3809 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    I though this was very good to begin with but the Siri interlude killed me. Definitely makes the air
    3809 days ago.
  • bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
    Solo by Siri! A riot. And a Darrell Landon shout-out, surely the most obscure insider reference yet.
    3809 days ago.