Lyrics

Don't think this will make the show because there are so many good ones now that I doubt this will make the cut.
Set to The Eagles "Take It Easy"

Lyrics:

Well it's time for the mailbag, it's the end of the show;
They've got Bagel City on their minds;
Jeanne'll take the bacon, the rest is for the takin';
Tony says just give me the Rye.

It's that easy, It's that easy;
Just don't call it Surfside, Tuckernuck, or something crazy.
It's just a sam-mich, ain't that true?
He's got better things to do;
Like read your notes and Shad haikus;
and your emails.