Lyrics

Big thanks to Sean Morrissey who gave me the idea for song, topic, and suggested I play the uke. It only took me 8 months to get around to it.

Wine Tyrant
Spotted my FirstLeaf.
She's stalking up my street, I'm afraid.
We made her a stopper, cork screwer-offer,
but my wine she's still taking, she's taking away.

Two Rieslings, a case of Cabernet.
She can take the Chardonnay and Pinot Gris.
But we're after the same
bottle of red,
that California blend,
she took it all in the end, Wine Tyrant, from me.

*A parody of Moon River by Audrey Hepburn (and previously parodied by John Fitzpatrick, Brad Weiss, and Joe Aro. I shoulda checked first, I guess!)