Lyrics

It's two treats in one! This one is the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup of jingles. You like Leonard Cohen? No, you love Paul Simon?! Hey! You got Hallelujah in my 50 Ways!!


There must be a way that he’ll agree to disagree
My guess is it’s best to just employ some gallantry
I hear he might come cheap and though it won’t be free
There must be fifty ways to bring back Junior

He’s always got another children’s book to share
So I am certain he’d be happy to promote the thing on air
And if you ask real nice, well he probably won’t swear
There must be fifty ways to bring back Junior
Fifty ways to bring back Junior

You just mention the Navy, Davy
The whole Patriot League, Steve
But don’t bring up Bob Knight, alright?
Cuz that’s the way to get burned

He’s a big Duke fan, Stan
And there’s always John Wooden!
Please avoid the Sainted Earl, Merle
And he might just return . . .


Not sure of the source material on this one . . .