Lyrics

[Parody of Jingle of a Jingle Parody of Jingle of a Jingle Parody of Jingle of a Jingle Parody]


An orange balding head can often be funny
But it’s a fine line between offensive and parody
So here’s some tips, as I have penned a tune or three,
There must be fifty ways
To write a jingle

If you’re a fan of Nine Inch Nails don’t waste your breath
The ancient tones of old guy radio are really your best bet
And please forgive me now, because this song’s been done to death
There must be fifty ways to write a jingle
Fifty ways to write a jingle

You just tell him Kevin blows, Joe
Keep the humor slick, Patrick
Sing the whole song, John

Let Jerry show you the way

There’s always Uranus, Gus
Or try “Eat it McManus!”
No it’s not a haiku, Raju
Just sing with Kj

You just tell him Kevin blows, Joe
Keep the humor slick, Patrick
Sing the whole song, John

Let Jerry show you the way

There’s always Uranus, Gus
Or try “Eat it McManus!”
No it’s not a haiku, Raju
Just sing with Kj


(my apologies to all of the other jinglers that I could not accommodate!!)