Lyrics

Another one from the Kornheiser crypts

Touring the whole East Coast
I played at Merriweather Post

Goldfish in my shoes
Some guy with a notebook
Spent hours with that man, til my road crew warned me and

I remember oh so well
Telling him to go to hell

This was no puff piece
No remembrance of jingling
It hit me all at once
How nasty you treated me, Tony

Well my peeps found your questions too sordid
So I sent you away, oh Tony
And they'll follow you out to the border
So just leave Maryland, oh Tony

Parody, as if that were possible, of "Mandy" by B. Manilow