Lyrics

If I had my phone on Wifi (If I had my phone on Wifi)
I would save huge on my bill (I would save on my bill)
If I had my phone on Wifi (If I had my phone on Wifi)
I'd shop online oh what a thrill (Maybe purchase a brand new grill)
If I had my phone on Wifi (If I had my phone on Wifi)
Maybe I'd buy movie tickets (I'll leave right in the middle)
And if I had my phone on Wifi
I'd send some tweets....................................

If I had my phone on WiFi
I'd find the Sunglass Hut at the mall
If I had my phone on WiFi
I'd text all day I wouldn't care at all
If I had my phone on WiFi
I'd have more money to buy Triscuits
("Oh yeah, I could get the brown rice sea salt black pepper Triscuits, and the sweet potato Triscuits, and the roasted garlic Triscuits, and the sage, cranberry and thyme Triscuits..."
"Wait, not those, they're horrible."
"Yeah...they might even be worse than that blueberry oatmeal square I had last week...")