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Who printed Tony's age in the paper
(Kornheiser comma 71)?
Who's Dr. HoFWoF's new favorite target?
Everyone knows it's Cindy

Who went to school at Southeast Missouri?
Who wrote a blog called the Early Lead?
Who teaches as an adjunct at Georgetown?
Everyone knows it's Cindy

And Cindy works with Cheeseboy
They're both in the Post's employ
And now that Tony's annoyed
He won't let it go