Lyrics

Who's showing up to capture a rating
Rockin' her lipstick, stylin' blond hair
Who's making Tony pant like a schoolboy?
Everyone knows it's Rieger!

Who's got the goods to fill in the chick chair
Sniping at Brady's wife on the air?
Her SATs were less than outstanding
Who gives a damn, it's Rieger!

And Wendy goes on for days
In chats with Ann Hornaday
And Wendy can smoke and drink
With the best of them
The best of them

Parody of "Windy" (NOT Wendy!) by The Association