Lyrics

The Refugee Safeway is always running low on grapefruit juice
I am standing at the checkout with beef gravy and a can of Campbell's soup
When I saw a moose can, a moose can
Plain as it could be
I saw a moose can
Guy with his kids waiting next to me
And we're both looking at a moose can

She still can't decide on a box of candy
It's a Russell Stover assortment

But it's obvious to see
With her seven bags of cheese
How she got a moose can

It turns out she has a coupon . . .

You'd think I'd keep my mouth shut, I ought to learn to just let things go
But I guess that's ten good minutes of another rant on the radio

Parody of Paul Simon's "Graceland"