Born to Be Wild

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A parody of a song by Steppenwolf.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 09/16/2014  Released: 09/18/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Got my mattress retail
Paid a pretty penny!
Get to bed quite early
And I sleep until 4:20

Yeah darlin’ gotta love these comforts
Take the perks that my yakking buys
Drive off in my Coleman caddie
Straight from PTI

I like old guy music
Listen on my iPod
I would if I could find it
And get someone to turn it on

Yeah darlin’ gotta love the good life
Livin’ large in my DC crib
Boil all of my eggs at once and
Eat them with my kid

I’m a bald orange guy
And a rich, rich only child
I don’t fly so high
Afraid I’m gonna die

Rich, only child
Rich, only child

After Steppenwolf's "Born to Be Wild"

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  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    So funny, Professor!
    4038 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    How awesome is this? WOW!!!!!
    4055 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    "Boil all of my eggs at once" has got to be the single funniest line on all of tkjingles.com! More greatness from the Professor of Funny!
    4055 days ago.
  • jarad2112 in Washington, DC
    Beauty!
    4056 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    Big, big payoff at the end, Brad!
    4057 days ago.