Lyrics

A Parody of The Beatles' "Eleanor Rigby"

(Just so Jason's tune wouldn't feel too lonely)

Ah, look what’s floating in my milk glass
Ah, look what’s floating in my milk glass

A Maryland woman does something quite unexpected and hard to believe
So f*¢&ing weird

There in her bedroom, gathering skin that she keeps in a pan on the floor
What the hell for?

What’s this in my milk glass
Where did this stuff come from?
What’s this in my milk glass
What is this floating scum?

Three of her roommates gather to drink from a carton not knowing that next
Comes the gag reflex
Watching her choking, one of her friends then decides that she’ll give it a shot
Third one does not.

Floating in the milk glass
A substance rather grim
Floating in the milk glass
They thought the box said skim