You Can't Do That

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A parody of a song by The Beatles.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 03/12/2015  Released: 03/19/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

If there’s one thing I’ve told you that I really hate
It’s serving fruit with meat on the very same plate
I’m gonna turn that down (turn that down)
It makes me fat (Were I to eat that it might make me fat)
Because I told you before, oh
I won’t eat that

Anyone can see
I’m not exactly a gourmet
Don’t wanna see
The fish on my fork, all covered with sauce!

Next time Simmons is in town we’re gonna stick to The Palm
Cause the chef at Komi won’t serve Chicken Parm
They grilled a baby goat (it’s called a kid)
I screamed “what’s THAT?!” (He’s gonna make a scene and scream “what’s THAT?!”)
Because I told you before, oh
I won’t eat that!

C'est Les Beatles! après "You Can't Do That"

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Not sure why it says I am anonymous.
    3513 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    Baby Goat line just crushes me every time. Tears rolling down as I speak.
    3513 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    Never ceases to amaze me how everything you touch turns to funny. Honestly have spent like an hour on a few different occasions just playing your stuff. I guess I should just make the damn Weiss playlist already.....
    3513 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    The BGVs I've heard on songs posted recently have really been stepped up a notch. This is a prime example. Very well done.
    3517 days ago.
  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    it doesn't matter how many times i listen to it, that first couplet slays me. nice work.
    3518 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Brad x Beatles = great fun! Our English major of a host will certainly award extra points for lyrics in the subjunctive! Plaudits to Brad the Bard!
    3518 days ago.