You’re More Than a Pundit, Right TK?

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A parody of a song by The Beatles.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 04/30/2015  Released: 05/01/2015  First aired: 05/05/2015

Lyrics

You've Got to Hide Your Love Away

Twenty page menu in hand
No way I’ll read it all
Eat here, c’mon, my diet’s gone
Hello cholesterol-ol-ol

Breakfast fare they prepare
Served all thru the day
They can see, ain’t enough for me
So we hear them say-ay-ay

They’re more than a diner, so cliche
How ‘bout some new brakes with that fillet?

Orange guy on PTI
Dance like a penguin
Hope Raju is seeing you
As you’re cashing in-in-in

How could he say to thee
"Be gone now, on your way"?
Papers go down, now who’s the clown?
So we’re right to say-ay-ay

You’re more than a pundit, right TK?
Still, bigger celebs do runaway

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  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    More diner songs! This one is more than a diner song.
    3471 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Validation Baby!
    3471 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    :)
    3472 days ago.
  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    I agree with Anonymous. So good.
    3472 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Wy, thank you, anonymous little. Normally, I find anonymous sources problematic, but since you like this track and validate my efforts, I find you totally credible. Genius even. ;-)
    3474 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    This is very cool. You do the mellow and funny combination so well.
    3474 days ago.