Busted

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A parody of a song by Ray Charles.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 03/19/2016  Released: 03/19/2016  First aired: 03/21/2016

Lyrics

"Busted" by Ray Charles

My chances are through ‘cause I had MSU
Bracket’s busted
Bay-lore went down right there in the first round
So I'm busted
Buzzer beat the Longhorns
Mountaineers got stuffed, too
My Final Four now has fewer than two
Tom Izzo was cryin’ damned if I wasn’t too
Yeah I'm busted

Can’t win the fish platter or gift card from the Palm
Bracket’s busted
I’m down in the standings way back of Phil’s mom
Yeah I'm busted
No can of goat milk
Won’t get that busy bee
Shrink wrapped Chinese meat’s looking so good to me
And a pre-teen named Spike’s gonna crush you and me
We’re all busted

We know the truth….

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  • Tyrone Shuz in Bowie, MD
    OK now do this tune AGAIN but with new lyrics about his iphone!
    3145 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    John, this is just so darn good. You've weaved so many jokes into one jingle. Too bad the Spike quote was cut off.
    3146 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Very well done! The benefit of forgetting to fill out a bracket is laughing at how they are all immolated beyond recognition.
    3148 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    for a while I thought I was doing well, but isn't this where we all end up anyway? resistance is futile. but at least it produced a good jingle. well done, john.
    3149 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Had never heard this song before. You nailed it, and they loved it. Great job!
    3149 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    So great!
    3150 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Oh! They ate the last line!! Sonsa . . . Nonetheless, they loved it, as they should.
    3150 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    LOVE it!!
    3151 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Show opener.
    3152 days ago.