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Not really fair to single out Kurkjian for what many other baseball people also predicted before the season, but we kid cuz we love... and avocado is easy to rhyme with.


Hey Tim Kurkjian
With your avocados
How do they taste
When mixed with a plate of crow?

'Cause It's a clown show bro
Yeah, it's a clown show bro
Save some blame for Rizzo
But Williams has gots ta go
'Cause It's a a clown show bro

By now Nats fan should know...
Gary called it "fait accompli"
...I don't know what that means
Wait, is he speaking Chinese?

But It's a clown show bro
Fighting like the Ringling Bros
Their rings are there in it's mouth
And all Natinals fans should know
It's a a clown show bro

Parody of "Let the Good Times Roll" by Ray Charles