Lyrics

A song for opening day... where the Nats are picked to win it all, and they might actually believe it's a forgone conclusion. Big thanks to Kj for making my nonsense possible in a most excellent way.

Lots of singles hitters (Lots of singles hitters) ...
Check the lineup!

Our baseball club, is gettin' pumped up
Right here in Washington
Sittin number 1, before the season's begun
I think that means we've already won
Got a lot of good pitching, so get your tickets
For the 2015 World Series
It's goin to our heads, but don't be scared
Bryce is just playin' possum you'll see

The experts like us - go ahead and put the rings on us
Vegas likes us - go ahead and put the rings on us
We're the pick to win - the hard work is done for us
Kurkjian likes us - go ahead and put the rings on us

Whoa Oh no, Oh no Olney

Parody of "All the Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" by Beyonce.