Lyrics

I wrote this before the regular season ended just based on playoff history, and recorded it last week. I might as well go ahead and post it to beat the rush if they somehow lose on Sunday...

Sitting atop the standings, thinking they're the champs
But how have expectations worked out in playoffs past?
They'll get up 3-1, then that's their cue
They're gonna gag it up in round 1 or 2

Choking is the Caps' move
(It's the playoffs so)
Choking is the Caps' move
Hey DC, don't you feel bad
Their behoovement is to lose
Cause everybody knows that
Choking is what dogs do

Parody of "Smoking in the Boys Room" by Brownsville Station