Lyrics

I told you ‘bout the pain in my leg.
It hurt so bad, it near made me beg.
Well, I’ve another pain you should know.
Yeah It hurts by my toe.

Walkin’ down the lush green fairway,
The agony just won’t go away.
I think I have a bad bunion.

I told you ‘bout Kip Sheeman and me, man.
His first advice is always use ice, man.
Cilizza says that Mayo agrees.
The bunion must freeze.

Lookin’ for some med help for free, yeah.
Podiatrists please email me yeah
I think I have a bad bunion.

Lyrics by John Moranski in Santa Rosa, California
Vocals: Joe Aro, Ellicott City, MD