Lyrics

Thanks to my direct link with one of the all time great jingle writers, Byron Cotter!!

LYRICS:
He drives a Caddy for a smooth ride
His dog named Chessie loves a frisbee bite
He may kvetch about things he don't like more and more
Well he can barely sleep through the night
Some people say he whines he whines he whines
But we don't mind
Don't hate on the bald orange guy
We love to hear the bald orange guy

And while he's driving he reads road signs
and he'll be listening to songs from when he's young
And he begs for stuff that's new
Please send a box
He gets stuff free
And hey
He heads out to the ballpark
The Nats lose in the ballpark
He talks on PTI
He had a lot of money
Michael had a son and he thought he'd call him Bootsie
Tony got greedy and made a play
Tony bought Chatter, has bills to pay
Tony's losing money
Day by day by day by day by day

Parody of "Obvious Child" by Paul Simon
Lyrics: Byron Cotter, United Kingdom via Philadelphia
Vocals: Joe Aro, Ellicott City via Baltimore