Lyrics

Let us pick brackets
We can’t do much worse than Cillizza
UVa’s offense was certain to gag
But if you’ve got a common touch
There’s a women’s squad to cheer

It’s Princeton the team for America

Who wouldn’t love them
Much more than those choking dogs Pittsburgh?
Michigan State’s like a dream in the dance
I’ll take those gals off the New Jersey Turnpike

It’s Princeton the team for America

Such a chummy school; it’s the working man’s Harvard
I hear their Eating Clubs welcome the homeless for lunch
All its alumni are serving the masses on Wall Street . . .


After Simon & Garfunkel's "America"