Lyrics

Capital One wrote to me
Told me that I owed them more – but what for?
Pay it off over time, your fee
Just 43,000 bucks by 2034

But I won’t tell that story …

Every time I phone
It’s a shonda, I tried bombast
I use words you’ll never hear on the podcast
And they compound the interest every night
So I’m that much closer to Ingleside
And they’ll never keep this customer satisfied
They don’t try
Woah woah woah woah