Lyrics

My name is stupid
I take lots of grief from friends

I thought I would write to you
Since it’s become the latest trend

God knows what my parents meant
They lost a fight, they lost a bet

Please don’t ask me what I had for lunch
Please don’t ask me how I get to work
Please don’t ask me ‘bout my license plates

Everybody thinks it’s funny
I just think there’s something wrong

Cuz it really makes you crazy
When your life’s a Johnny Cash song

I’ll never make a Wall of Fame
Saddled with this silly name

Please don’t ask me what I had for lunch . . .