California Girls

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A parody of a song by The Beach Boys.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 10/01/2016  Released: 10/01/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Who's ready for some choking dogs?!

The DC clubs a hit at least until September’s through
They’ll have to pin their hopes to the next Babe Ruth, if he can activate his glutes

The heart of their rotation has a swollen flexor mass
Although the hardest guy in the galaxy still says the critics can kiss his ass!

I doubt that they can beat California teams
(Doubt that they can beat California)
I doubt that they can beat California teams


After the Beach Boys's National Anthem

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  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    Really excellent lyrics here. And prophetic.
    2929 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Hysterical. Great production, Brad!
    2953 days ago.
  • Kj in MN
    This is hilarious and a great idea. I agree with Jenny...I think the Nats get past the first CA team. But if they end up having to play the Giants, cue John's jingle.
    2954 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Yes! More Beach Boys. If nothing else just to irritate TIRB.
    2956 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    the beach boys are the worst, but you've improved them considerably here.
    2957 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Nope. A couple other Beach Boyzes - but not this one.
    2957 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    have you not done this one before? that'd be hard to believe. but you'd have to think this gets on next week.
    2957 days ago.
  • Jenny Robbins in Annapolis, MD
    Love it. Sadly, Dodgers have been choking dogs in the playoffs for years. And we just lost home field advantage to the Nats.
    2957 days ago.