Lyrics

My name is Tony
I work on the 3rd Floor
It's somewhere in Chevy Chase
Kippy Sheeman's never been here before

If you're at a party late one night
with the Secret Service, that's alright
Just don't ask Howard where it is
Just don't ask Howard where it is
Just don't ask Howard where it is

The show is plausibly live
When I makin' cash I'll be excited
The studio computers update and crash
And a black man walks in uninvited

When I'm driving around, filled with hate
I like to look at license plates
Soccer ones they make me mad
but 2-4-6-8 makes me glad
Why is this traffic so bad ?

Idea/lyrics by Scott Moore
Additional lyrics/vocals by Joe Aro