Lyrics

Well he walked up to me with his shirt tucked inside of his pants...
He looked sorta rich so I said I might take a chance.
Then he said "Kid, you've got game!"
Then he wanted to know my name...
So I said to the man with the pocket square,
"I'm Mitch Trubisky"

Now each time I see him I can't wait to throw him a pass....
He told me "Kid when you board a plane, make sure it's FIRST CLASS!"
But all he talked about was NBA.
Please Mr. Wilbon, not until May....
Then he said "I love you anyway,
Mitchell Trubisky...."

Parody of "THEN HE KISSED ME" by The Crystals
Lyrics by Frank Merz in St. Louis, Missouri
Vocals by Joe Aro, Ellicott City, MD