Lyrics

Another one that's too long for the show...

You know I'm a geezer
I don't understand new things
I had to call a man once
To help plug in my TV

Now I've got my own podcast
That I don't know how to download
When I'm asked "How?", I say "It's easy!"
And then feign an episode...

You know I quit my job
To do the same thing for free
Sometimes I wonder where I am and...
Hold that thought, I gotta go pee

I'm so afraid, of everything
I'm old... so old
(White light! White light!)
Now, what was I saying... Oh, have you seen my cane?
I'm old... so old

Parody of "Home Sweet Home" by Motley Crue