Lyrics

An acoustic version of a parody song for another Jordan Spieth major - with mostly new lyrics. Also - I cannot overstate how cool it was to a kid in 1989 when Jon Bon Jovi and Ritchie Sambora did their acoustic thing at the MTV video music awards... and essentially created the show Unplugged on the spot.

Tony loves to talk about hair
Now he's holding on to every last strand
That's there - though it's mostly glare

Tony says to Jordan
Hold on, to the hair you've got
You might not be Mel Kiper - but your hair line I won't mock
You're a better golfer than Fowler, Day, Johnson or Scott
And Hey - at least your girl is not with JJ Watt.

Woah, You're halfway there
Woah, losing all your hair
You got another major, so you really shouldn't care
Woah - losing all your hair

Parody of "Living on a Prayer" acoustic version by Bon Jovi.