Lyrics

With blessings from Brad and Julie who already did this song, this one's for Tiger.

Lyrics:
I used to think nobody could beat me.
Convinced I'd pass up Jack, I confess.
But I caught a messin' where I shouldn'ta been a messin'.
And from that point on I've been one hot mess.
And now these glutes aren't made for golfing
but I'll tell you what else is true.
Just one of my flaccid glutes is worth more than ten times all of you....yeah!

* A parody of "These Boots Are Made For Walking" by Nancy Sinatra