Lyrics

Number 1/2 Cranberries parodies. I used to rock to “Zombie” in high school. I always thought she sounded like a wounded cat. This version is no different.

LYRICS:

Another bald head glistens,
Who will listen to him?
Now I’m betting he has it for the wedding,
Someone will send it in.

Aging skin, it is thin, much to his chagrin.
His bald head, his bald head, it is shiny.
With the heat and the sun,
He is sure to get burned,
Needs a hat, a straw hat, or he’ll be crying.

His bald head, his bald head
Shiny, Shiny, Shiny
Send a straw hat, send it fast
Or he’ll be an orange beam, an orange beam.
Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange!