Lyrics

"No, Tony."

Lyrics:
All the times that I've sat in with you
I can't understand why you keep sayin' it's all true.
Now, Silver's pulse is strong, about that you're wrong.
And Stern didn't do nothing so that the Cavs would get LeBron.
Oh, you get so excited when you see me on your screen at night.
But when I'm in the studio, why do we argue, fuss, and fight?

Again, it's No, Tony, you're wrong. (C'mon on now, Tony!)
Will you ever, ever, ever know that? (Prob'ly not) (Boo)
Don't you know Tony, you're wrong? (Don't you know Tony?)
You will never never never have that? (Boo)

*A parody of "If You Don't Know Me By Now" by Melvin & the Blue Notes