Lyrics

He remembers everything he says
It's alright if we forget it.
Cuz He repeats himself every single day
Still I listen to the show.

And did you know that Dwight Howard & Gilbert
are team killers?
Or that Papelbon should not be a Nat
cuz the MVP he choked.

What'd Tone do last night? I can tell you that.
They gathered in his backyard.
Michael grilled some steak, Liz and Kate were there
along with Harley's gnome.
And Chessie nipped at them and paced the fence line too
while Tony tossed the frisbee.
Then she dug a hole and found a small red ball
that appeared to be quite old.
And then it was time for the ball game
And who's on the mound but the Orchid?
But their confidence was not high
Cuz the temps were pretty low.
And I heard he had a cold

(Lovely instrumental break)

I can recommend where to stop for gas
along the streets of Rockville.
And I know where you can get bagels, wine, cheese
and windows for your home.

I know the best restaurants and the traffic routes
but not in Minnesota
Kip tells me it'll snow a thousand miles away.
Why I still listen I don't know
It's local DC radio.
But it never does get old!

*A parody of Fields of Gold by Sting