Thirteen TVs (Sixteen Candles)

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A parody of a song by The Crests.
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 05/12/2019  Released: 05/14/2019  First aired: 05/21/2019

Lyrics

Thirteen TV’s line the bar each night
of my for-profit restaurant out in Friendship Heights!
Got $12 T-shirts!
Plus you might see me.
And I’m not a pervert so come spend money!

*A parody of "Sixteen Candles" by The Crests

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