Lyrics

Thanks to both John F. and Brad for brainstorming ideas for title/topic with me and to Brad for coming up with the "he's droning on" angle and helping refine some of the lyrics. Thanks also to Jason for previewing it and providing valuable feedback! Appreciate it, fellas!

Preamble:
Hi! It's Tone's dear friend Nancy here (uh-huh) and man, is he at it again! Thank God George brought some bacon. Get ready all you Littles cuz Tony is in a mood today!

He's starting in already, not two minutes into the show
Perseverating 'bout sheep and hogs the microphone
And now he's got a new fear, catchin' Zika from a chicken (dead chicken)
It's time for sterile poultry, load 'em up on erythromycin!

He's droning on! Like a fool, yeah.
He's droning on. C'mon, man!
I'd rather listen to
Kevin screwing up the news or go to Broadway and watch Brigadoon!
He's droning on! Like a fool, yeah. He's droning on.
Here he goes again!
Purple Line, beat that dead horse,
They're gonna plow his golf ball right off of the course.
He's droning on! Like a fool, yeah (fade)

* A parody of "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls