Lyrics

Dwight Howard kills his team. I hate him, I do.
And Tsitisipas does not have to pee, I hate his guts too.
Scared of technology, boats, bridges, and to fly.
And ya know and ya know and ya know, did you know?
Did ya know I used to live in New York?
And I can name The Rascals any day at any time.
Tone, we’ve heard all this before.
We know you used to live in New York
We know you used to live in New York. (fade)

*A parody of The Only Living Boy in New York by Simon & Garfunkel