Lyrics

My first LittleSong! Thanks to the prolific ideas man, Robert Sz, for another great idea. I was inspired, in part, to write this one earlier this week when I saw Michael Kornheiser tweet this - "Tony at dinner: 'Champagne is like gold fish. Not only does it taste good...it's good for you.'"
Wha?
Lyrics:

Please stop saying you’ve got something for him
Your “info for life” offers him no hope.
I just told him, forget the dreck you just told him -
"No, chimps ain't baby monkeys; Grandpa’s a dope."

And Now Bootsie’s finally talking
and guess what I just heard him say?
“No gold fish for me, Daddy, just pass me the champagne…yeah”