Lyrics

I want to acknowledge Joe Aro and Chris Robb who did an awesome job with this song a year ago. But for some reason, I woke up with this stupid idea in my head and just had to get it out.
Thanks to Jason Fuse for previewing this one and trying to help me with the effects. So far, I'm not a big fan of my new Garage Band so this'll have to do. But thanks, Jason!

Lyrics:
Yeah, it's pretty clear, nothin' worth a dime.
But I can chuck it, chuck it , save some precious time.
Well if I zoom in I might find something nice.
Pretty sure it's junk, won't hurt to look twice though.
Ranger Rick magazines, artwork on the floor, that thing holding your TP.
C'mon man, they gotta go!
But that fish platter's a beauty - don't give it up.
Cuz there's a Little in Alaska who can load it to the top!
I know Nigel is pissed cuz I brought those pretzels by. (ooh, big box, ooh big box)
Probably just wants to sift through the booty before ya say goodbye. (that booty, booty, uh that booty booty)
And no it's not worth a yard sale, garage sale, auction, or charity. (ooh, junk, junk, ooh junk, junk)
So just pull out your wallet and leave the rest to me.

Because you know it's all a buncha junk, buncha junk, no treasure.
It's all a buncha junk, buncha junk, no treasure.
It's all a buncha junk, buncha junk, no treasure.
It's all a buncha junk, buncha junk.

*A parody of "All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor