Lyrics

'Tis the season!

Lyrics:
He looks down on "Flat Earth Kyrie"
Yet thinks his toothbrush ain't electric 'cause it runs on batteries.
And to ward off disease, eats a burger instead.
Tells us chimps grow into monkeys just like Darwin said.
No, Tone!
No, Tone!
No, Tone!
No, Tone!
Good God Almighty, what a stinking show!
Good God Almighty, what a stinking show!

*A parody of The First Noël (one of my favorite Christmas Carols of all time, now ruined). Thanks to my boys, Brad and John, for your help :)