What Are You Listening To?

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A parody of a song by Chris Stapleton.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 12/13/2018  Released: 12/13/2018  First aired: 01/02/2019

Lyrics

What Are You Listening To?

I plug my iPhone in
The cord goes in the wall
And I let it charge again and again
This Quip toothbrush line
It challenges my mind
Yeah, so I keep wondering
What does the battery do?
If it’s electric then it ain’t in my repertoire
Are there extension cords on those Tesla cars?
This is a concept I’m just gonna eschew
I won’t even listen to your explanation
‘cuz I won’t let reason trump my fixation
So I keep prattling on
Stubbornly stay wrong
Can’t learn something new
What does the battery do?

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Stapleton wow. Love it!!
    2317 days ago.