New Coach in Town

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A parody of a song by Eagles.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 09/05/2014  Released: 09/07/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

"New Coach In Town"

There's talk in DC; it sounds so familiar
Great expectations, all the pressure’s now on you
People you meet, they all seem to know you
Until they all realize, the super bowl winner isn’t you

John is his brother, Jay’s the new coach in town
Didn’t Zorn or Marty warn you? There is a clock that’s ticking down

Fans rolling their eyes; the instant they begin to play
Giffin’s erratic, here we go again
But in a short while, Snyder’s lookin' another way
Even happened to Gibb’s, who’s hall of fame

John is his brother, Jay’s the new coach in town
Will fans even remember you when you're not around?


A parody of "New Kid in Town" by Eagles

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  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    You do do it so well, John. Keep covering yourself covering the Eagles.
    3704 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    Protip: Covering Glen Frey singles will not count as diversification. That said, oh but you do it well, Fitz.
    3707 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    There's a fine line between "Stick with what you know" and "Diversify." Tread lightly!
    3709 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    I also am keenly aware that, with these last two entries, I am now covering myself covering Eagles tracks. Perhaps I need to listen to more Ariana Grande...
    3711 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Just "Eagles" ;-)
    3711 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Apparently the Washington Football Club's new name should be, um, the Eagles?
    3711 days ago.