Lyrics

I did a shorter version of this jingle a few months back but my intent was to always throw in another rap verse and perform it at Desolation of Song. Luckily, Jason Fuse and Luke Overbey agreed to join me. We had a blast doing it and they crushed! They, along with Robert Berg, wrote the rap verse in the middle, immensely improving the original jingle. Thanks so much, guys! Also, thanks to Jason for another fabulous mix.

Lyrics:
Foooooooooooood!
When you’re hungry for that meat, come &
Watch me podcast!
Watch me podcast!
Watch me podcast!
We got bowling alley fries too
Watch me podcast
Watch me at Chads
Watch me through the glass.
Sip some local brews and
Watch me podcast!
Watch me podcast!
Watch me podcast!
So buy you a hoodie and slip it on cuz we 'bout to party on Wisconsin!

Like deli meat, when they podcast
Just a big bunch of hams stuffed behind glass
They like to serve fare that's carnivore approved
I hope that you like food, that also once liked food
You won't hear interviews, but maybe get to schmooze
Eat what you want - except portobello mushrooms
Two, Four, Eight, Sixteenizzle
Can you believizzle this counting is a thingizzle?
Carcinogenic menu, bloviator venue
vegan options: none, so chew some meat sinew
But bring your friends, all of ya'll come inside
Gotta pay for this place some way, so get live
Order a la cartizzle, at Tony's restaurizzle
Get a steak, no gristle
and watch it sizzack on the grizzle 
And while you're therizzle, you might see Gary Braunizzle 
or Chrsizzle Cillizzizzle, of Cizzle Nizzle Nizzle

For all the hens talking’ books
Watch me podcast,
Watch me at Chads,
Watch me through the glass.
You vegans can’t eat but
Watch Me podcast
Watch Me podcast,
Watch me podcast
Miss Chung will still serve you so
Buy a shot glass
and watch me podcast
watch me at Chads.
We changed the name, it's now not Chads. Ya better call it Chatter & come and watch me podcast!

*A parody of "Drop It Like It's Hot" by Snoop Dogg featuring Pharrell Williams.