Lyrics

This one's in response to hearing Cillizza's milk challenge story. The milk challenge seems extremely stupid to me and this jingle about the stupid milk challenge is even stupider than the stupid milk challenge.

Lyrics:
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Makes me wanna holler "What a dope!"

Kills your tummy, don't ya know?

Chugging your milk jug.

Puke all across your dorm floor

Wearin' a parka in 80 degrees

They teach you that at Loomis Chaffee?

Do you think we can chalk it up to this being a guy thing?

A "boys will be boys" thing?

If so, I've got no right to speak

Noope, cuz you watch Dawson's Creek.

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Makes me wanna holler "What a dope!"

Kills your tummy don't ya know?

Chuggin' your milk jug.

*A parody of Chug-A-Lug by Roger Miller