Lyrics

You can’t podcast in a sales weasel herd
You can’t podcast in a sales weasel herd
You can’t podcast in a sales weasel herd
But you can be grumpy if you’ve a mind to

You can’t take a shower when you’re lyin’ on your back
You can’t take a shower when you’re lyin’ on your back
You can’t take a shower when you’re lyin’ on your back
But you can be grumpy if you’ve a mind to

All you got to do is try and behoove it
Hunker down, bunker down, do it, do it, do it

You can’t close your eyes when you’re driving on the bridge
You can’t close your eyes when you’re driving on the bridge
You can’t close your eyes when you’re driving on the bridge
But you can be grumpy if you’ve a mind to

You can’t tell the diff’rence ‘tween a monkey and a chimp
You can’t tell the diff’rence ‘tween a monkey and a chimp
You can’t tell the diff’rence ‘tween a monkey and a chimp
But you can be grumpy if you’ve a mind to

All you got to do is try and behoove it
Hunker down, bunker down, do it, do it, do it

A parody of “ You Can’t Rollerskate In A Buffalo Herd” by Roger Miller