Lyrics

Huge thanks to Jason for helping me out with some of the rhythmic challenges in this one and to Brad and John for helping me narrow down some of the many things that drive the orange one nuts.

Lyrics:
What's wrong with the world today?
Who is that bicycling in my lane?
Don't need nothin' telling me to walk more.
If I want to walk more, I will just walk more!
Don't care 'bout your kid's sports smarts
But did you know team MENSA could tear you apart?

One day some broad made me wanna jump right up & punch her in the face.
Nice spot lady, yeah your gray little Volvo's in my parking space!
What a dope! Hold the phone! (Whoa!)
What's in my can? (Whoa!) Whose trash is in my can?
Get off my lawn yeah everyone, yeah
Get off my lawn!

* A parody of "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips