Lyrics

A nod to the great Dolly Parton and the brilliant song "Jolene"

LYRICS:
Tony Tony Tony Tony
Well, if he’d go online, he’d avoid that big moose can
Tony Tony Tony Tony
But these google machines, he just don’t understand

Well he don’t think he needs orange cones
To stop those blondes in gray Volvos
He just sneers and says “How ‘bout that spot?”
Well, she shakes her head, starts taking notes
He talks about her on this show,
but this spot thief just don’t care now, Tony

He'll complain about his ragged knees
& yuppies on cross country skis
But, nothing compares to Raju, right Tony?

Tony Tony Tony Tony
Well, it’s time to hear from where us "Littles" hail
Pin Me, Pin Me, Pin Me, Pin Me
It’s the best part of the show, now read our mail.