Lyrics

Have I told you lately that I had that?
Have I told you there's no one else who had that?
Just in case you missed it, I'll tell you once more I picked it.
It's no trouble, that's what I do.

And when I'm on PTI,
Wilbon tries to deny what I've done.
And at the end of the day, he'll eat that crow and say
"You're the one, number one."
Have I told you that I believe I had that?

*A parody of Rod Stewart's version of Van Morrison's "Have I Told You Lately That I Love You"